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Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Answers to Thanksgiving Jokes

1. What kind of key has legs and can't open doors??
A Turkey

2. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him

3. How do Pilgrims draw pictures?
With crayon-berries

4. What's the friendliest vegetable on earth?
Sweet potatoes



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3 comments:

  1. Bethany November 27, 2013 at 9:33 AM

    LOL! :D
    I can understand why I didn't get #2... I don't like stuffing. :P And sweet potatoes did cross my mind because I tried to think as to what vegetable would work. But I didn't think sweet potatoes was the right answer because there was also sweet corn and which would be right?! ;)

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  2. 4rmeddyNovember 27, 2013 at 1:33 PM

    Those were going to be my answers! (actually not, but thanks for the laughs... :P)

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